1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 2 00:00:07,999 --> 00:00:11,560 TETE AND THE MOON 3 00:01:51,432 --> 00:01:53,229 Don't worry, it won't collapse. 4 00:01:53,332 --> 00:01:57,200 Tete, you have to climb upwards, damn it! 5 00:01:57,299 --> 00:01:59,267 Don't freeze! 6 00:01:59,366 --> 00:02:02,028 You're doing just fine, climb with both balls! 7 00:02:02,132 --> 00:02:04,999 My name is Tete and I'm a ''crown''... 8 00:02:05,099 --> 00:02:07,659 which means I'm the little boy who climbs... 9 00:02:07,766 --> 00:02:10,826 to the very top of the pyramids we make in my country. 10 00:02:10,932 --> 00:02:13,526 It frightens me because sometimes we fall. 11 00:02:14,632 --> 00:02:16,623 And people get hurt. 12 00:02:47,699 --> 00:02:50,361 Jordi is one of my friends. 13 00:02:50,466 --> 00:02:54,368 We call him Stallone because he's the strongest of them all. 14 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:57,196 He really loves walnuts and motorcycles. 15 00:02:57,299 --> 00:03:00,928 He just bought a Kawasaki 750. 16 00:03:03,432 --> 00:03:05,900 This is Miguel, he's also Catalan... 17 00:03:05,999 --> 00:03:07,830 but his parents are from the south... 18 00:03:07,932 --> 00:03:10,492 his father jokingly says he's a foreigner... 19 00:03:10,599 --> 00:03:14,262 like me because my mother is from Andalusia. 20 00:03:28,099 --> 00:03:31,500 Vanesa has breasts firm as rocks... 21 00:03:31,599 --> 00:03:35,126 she's Stallone's girlfriend and every time I climb by her... 22 00:03:35,232 --> 00:03:38,723 I touch her breasts as much as I can. 23 00:03:48,898 --> 00:03:51,093 Come on, Tete, with both balls, get up there! 24 00:03:51,199 --> 00:03:52,598 Don't look down, eh? 25 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:57,602 Don't freeze! Keep climbing! 26 00:03:57,699 --> 00:04:00,497 Don't freeze, don't look down! Damn, keep climbing! 27 00:04:05,798 --> 00:04:07,857 Sometimes I don't dare climb back down... 28 00:04:07,965 --> 00:04:10,433 'cause my father's there and he's like an animal. 29 00:04:10,532 --> 00:04:13,695 I don't know which is worse, falling or dealing with his anger. 30 00:04:13,798 --> 00:04:16,426 He always talks about balls and Catalonia... 31 00:04:16,532 --> 00:04:19,797 and honor and all that stuff. 32 00:04:19,898 --> 00:04:23,390 Come on, with balls, we're almost there! 33 00:04:23,499 --> 00:04:25,433 Don't freeze, don't freeze! 34 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:27,363 Keep climbing, you're almost there! 35 00:04:52,332 --> 00:04:56,769 I was about to have a brother, I didn't like it one bit. 36 00:05:45,132 --> 00:05:47,225 The other problem I had was my rival. 37 00:05:47,332 --> 00:05:51,063 Everyone said he was a better ''crown'' than me. 38 00:05:51,165 --> 00:05:53,497 That he climbed faster than me. 39 00:05:53,599 --> 00:05:56,090 He always beat me. 40 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:08,793 You have to do it better, Tete. 41 00:06:08,898 --> 00:06:10,889 Think positive. 42 00:06:18,832 --> 00:06:20,493 What really made me angry... 43 00:06:20,599 --> 00:06:22,726 was to see how they tossed him in the air... 44 00:06:22,832 --> 00:06:26,029 it was like floating in the air, like an astronaut. 45 00:06:26,132 --> 00:06:28,032 I was so jealous. 46 00:06:39,865 --> 00:06:43,096 - When will my little brother be born? - Very soon. 47 00:06:43,199 --> 00:06:45,599 And he'll be a crown, like you. 48 00:06:45,698 --> 00:06:47,529 Like me? 49 00:06:47,631 --> 00:06:50,566 I don't want a brother. 50 00:06:50,665 --> 00:06:53,361 Come on, you'll soon like it. 51 00:06:53,466 --> 00:06:56,867 I'm preparing some bread for you... 52 00:06:56,965 --> 00:06:58,899 you'll lick your fingers. 53 00:06:58,999 --> 00:07:01,559 My grandfather is the only one who listens to me. 54 00:07:01,665 --> 00:07:03,895 Everyone says he's a bit crazy... 55 00:07:03,999 --> 00:07:06,661 but I love him very much. 56 00:07:23,865 --> 00:07:24,832 What's wrong? 57 00:07:24,932 --> 00:07:27,230 Tete? 58 00:07:27,332 --> 00:07:30,563 Hey, you have to see your brother. 59 00:07:30,665 --> 00:07:33,566 - I don't want to. - What do you mean by that? 60 00:07:33,665 --> 00:07:34,962 Come on! 61 00:07:36,631 --> 00:07:37,962 Come on, walk. 62 00:07:41,565 --> 00:07:43,897 They all looked the same and just as ugly. 63 00:07:43,999 --> 00:07:47,025 But he was the worst one. He was awful. 64 00:07:47,132 --> 00:07:50,067 Besides, they gave him a little hat... 65 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:53,430 instead of a cap like grandfather's. 66 00:07:53,532 --> 00:07:56,797 Do you want to see your brother? Look. 67 00:07:56,898 --> 00:07:58,832 Look, that's him, he's so handsome. 68 00:07:58,932 --> 00:08:04,131 He was a monster and wouldn't stop crying. 69 00:08:04,232 --> 00:08:06,757 You're heavy. 70 00:08:08,665 --> 00:08:12,692 That baby is lucky, he'll be a crown like you. 71 00:08:12,798 --> 00:08:15,631 Like hell he will, and if he is, he won't be like me. 72 00:08:15,732 --> 00:08:18,030 We'll see if he has balls. 73 00:08:20,832 --> 00:08:21,799 Tete! 74 00:08:26,366 --> 00:08:27,492 Tete! 75 00:08:31,165 --> 00:08:34,225 Tete! 76 00:08:34,332 --> 00:08:36,698 come down and help me. 77 00:08:36,798 --> 00:08:37,890 I can't right now. 78 00:08:37,999 --> 00:08:41,560 What do you mean you can't? come down right now! 79 00:08:41,665 --> 00:08:44,156 They scolded me all day long. 80 00:08:44,265 --> 00:08:46,825 All they wanted me for was errands. 81 00:08:46,932 --> 00:08:50,060 It was clear that now they loved only him. 82 00:08:50,165 --> 00:08:51,359 He was a monster. 83 00:08:51,466 --> 00:08:53,229 He's very ugly. 84 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:56,358 He's all wrinkled like an old man. 85 00:08:56,466 --> 00:08:58,696 What? He's so handsome. Yes. 86 00:08:58,798 --> 00:09:01,665 No, no, no. There, there, there. 87 00:09:01,765 --> 00:09:04,962 I couldn't understand why I had to drink cow milk... 88 00:09:05,065 --> 00:09:07,260 and the monster suckled at her breast. 89 00:09:07,366 --> 00:09:10,893 Be careful, Tete. 90 00:09:10,999 --> 00:09:12,899 Leave the bottle alone. 91 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:18,032 If you feed him so much, won't you run out of milk? 92 00:09:42,465 --> 00:09:43,591 Let me see your molars. 93 00:09:43,698 --> 00:09:47,634 All she cared about were my molars. 94 00:09:47,732 --> 00:09:49,962 She would always check my teeth. 95 00:09:50,065 --> 00:09:51,657 No, no, no. 96 00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:55,428 Tete, go play, I have to feed your brother. 97 00:10:14,199 --> 00:10:16,963 He was a pig. I could have strangled him. 98 00:10:17,065 --> 00:10:19,397 My mother had her breasts full of milk... 99 00:10:19,498 --> 00:10:21,523 and he was drinking it all. 100 00:10:21,631 --> 00:10:25,761 He was emptying her, he wouldn't stop sucking. 101 00:10:28,332 --> 00:10:32,496 I decided I'd find a breast just for me. 102 00:10:38,065 --> 00:10:41,466 Women are full of milk. 103 00:10:41,565 --> 00:10:45,467 - It's in their breasts. - How do you know? 104 00:10:45,565 --> 00:10:47,157 Because I do. 105 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:50,930 Look. 106 00:10:51,531 --> 00:10:56,491 They weren't bad but they were too big for me. 107 00:10:56,598 --> 00:11:01,035 Look at those breasts! They really are full. 108 00:11:01,132 --> 00:11:03,726 They had too much milk. 109 00:11:03,832 --> 00:11:07,859 I'll bet that the guy who filled them was an animal like my father. 110 00:11:21,965 --> 00:11:25,628 Yes, give me your milk, fill me with your milk. 111 00:11:25,732 --> 00:11:27,927 Here it comes, here it comes. 112 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:42,226 Every night, my father would fill my mother with milk. 113 00:11:42,331 --> 00:11:45,232 She would ask for it. 114 00:11:45,331 --> 00:11:48,994 Fill me with your milk! Give me your milk! 115 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:54,230 Here it comes! Here it comes! 116 00:11:54,331 --> 00:11:56,060 It was all my brother's fault. 117 00:11:56,165 --> 00:11:59,601 My father had lots of milk. 118 00:12:08,365 --> 00:12:10,162 On the beach with my grandfather... 119 00:12:10,265 --> 00:12:13,257 we'd spend hours and hours gazing at the moon. 120 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,299 She understood me. 121 00:12:21,265 --> 00:12:23,028 I'll visit you some day. 122 00:12:23,132 --> 00:12:26,829 I'll take the European flag with me, you'll like it... 123 00:12:26,932 --> 00:12:28,627 it has lots of stars... 124 00:12:28,732 --> 00:12:31,166 and the Catalonia flag, which is my country... 125 00:12:31,264 --> 00:12:33,562 it's very small but very pretty... 126 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:36,691 I'll bet the American flag is old and dirty. 127 00:12:57,932 --> 00:13:02,426 I need a breast, just for me. 128 00:13:17,732 --> 00:13:21,668 If you can get me one, send me a sign. 129 00:13:31,865 --> 00:13:35,733 The moon helped me out and sent me a star. 130 00:13:35,832 --> 00:13:38,266 Her name was Star. 131 00:13:38,365 --> 00:13:40,560 I can't. 132 00:13:40,665 --> 00:13:42,326 I can't. 133 00:13:48,598 --> 00:13:51,795 I love you. 134 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:54,423 You're the king of fire. 135 00:14:18,365 --> 00:14:20,959 When someone farts, they feel embarrassed. 136 00:14:21,065 --> 00:14:22,555 You've become an expert at it. 137 00:14:27,732 --> 00:14:29,700 Tell me you love me. 138 00:14:32,065 --> 00:14:33,930 I already did. 139 00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:42,292 They were foreigners... 140 00:14:42,398 --> 00:14:45,060 she was Portuguese and he was French. 141 00:14:45,164 --> 00:14:48,565 They had just settled down in the campsite. 142 00:14:48,665 --> 00:14:50,929 The first to meet her was Miguel... 143 00:14:51,032 --> 00:14:54,195 who said that when he touched her, he felt her electricity. 144 00:14:54,298 --> 00:14:58,234 It was a holiday at the campsite, that must have been why. 145 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,765 Can you give me a hand, please? 146 00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:03,527 I can't open the faucet. 147 00:15:05,598 --> 00:15:09,227 I can't, it's stuck. 148 00:15:15,565 --> 00:15:17,965 What's wrong? 149 00:15:18,065 --> 00:15:21,057 I don't know... 150 00:15:21,164 --> 00:15:22,131 it was like a spark. 151 00:15:30,098 --> 00:15:33,397 Something incredible just happened to me. 152 00:15:33,498 --> 00:15:36,365 I touched a woman and I felt an electric charge. 153 00:15:36,465 --> 00:15:38,660 You touched a woman, electricity... 154 00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:41,165 wait till we're in California with lots of girls... 155 00:15:41,264 --> 00:15:43,357 you'll blow your circuits. 156 00:15:44,498 --> 00:15:48,025 Even the walnuts are better there. 157 00:15:48,131 --> 00:15:49,996 And we'll be able to surf. 158 00:15:50,098 --> 00:15:52,896 Not like the Mediterranean, it's too calm. 159 00:15:52,999 --> 00:15:55,126 Come, I want you to see her. 160 00:15:55,231 --> 00:15:57,324 Come on. 161 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,862 Hello, good morning. 162 00:16:07,932 --> 00:16:08,899 Hello. 163 00:16:08,999 --> 00:16:10,864 Yeah, she looks good. 164 00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:13,160 Shake hands with her and you'll see. 165 00:16:16,898 --> 00:16:18,525 Hello. 166 00:16:18,631 --> 00:16:20,861 My name is Stallone. 167 00:16:20,965 --> 00:16:23,627 - My hands are wet. - I don't mind. 168 00:16:25,631 --> 00:16:28,225 - Pleased to meet you. - Pleased to meet you. 169 00:16:28,331 --> 00:16:31,789 Stallone didn't get a spark. 170 00:16:31,898 --> 00:16:33,058 My name is Miguel. 171 00:16:33,164 --> 00:16:36,224 Yes, we've already met. 172 00:16:36,331 --> 00:16:37,457 Pleased to meet you. 173 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,464 But Miguel did get a spark... 174 00:16:40,565 --> 00:16:44,194 I think that was when he fell in love. 175 00:16:46,865 --> 00:16:48,924 We live here together, at the Surf School. 176 00:16:49,031 --> 00:16:53,900 Her husband farted at the Cava Park show. 177 00:16:53,999 --> 00:16:55,261 He had a pretty bike. 178 00:16:55,365 --> 00:16:59,358 Wow, it's a Harley. 179 00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:02,559 Stallone liked it right away. 180 00:17:05,298 --> 00:17:07,698 It's not yours, don't touch. 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:15,010 ''Soft Tail, custom''. 181 00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:19,830 He was a frog from head to toe. 182 00:17:19,932 --> 00:17:22,025 that as soon as he arrived at the campsite... 183 00:17:22,131 --> 00:17:24,224 he removed the French flag. 184 00:17:24,331 --> 00:17:27,926 He didn't like to see it so dirty. 185 00:17:28,031 --> 00:17:32,464 And he would always say... ''Laissez Ia moto, Iaissez Ia moto, 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:35,250 merde, merde, merde''. 186 00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:03,565 Get out of here. 187 00:18:41,198 --> 00:18:46,397 I had to sneak into the tent to watch Star rehearse. 188 00:18:46,498 --> 00:18:50,491 Miguel and Stallone had also gone to see her. 189 00:18:50,598 --> 00:18:52,566 She was so lovely. 190 00:19:34,198 --> 00:19:37,565 She showed me her breast, it was so pretty. 191 00:19:37,665 --> 00:19:39,292 It had lots of milk. 192 00:19:39,398 --> 00:19:45,064 I never thought there could be a breast as pretty as my mother's. 193 00:19:47,264 --> 00:19:49,789 I was falling in love, too. 194 00:19:51,497 --> 00:19:57,333 - Do you have Perrier? - No, only Catalan Vichy. 195 00:19:57,431 --> 00:20:01,629 All right, I want three large bottles, a shampoo... 196 00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:06,225 Miguel had followed her to Mrs. Maria's shop... 197 00:20:06,332 --> 00:20:07,492 Stallone's mother. 198 00:20:07,598 --> 00:20:11,500 And she had great custards. 199 00:20:11,598 --> 00:20:13,930 - What are you doing here? - And you? 200 00:20:14,031 --> 00:20:17,296 - What do you want? - The same as you. 201 00:20:17,398 --> 00:20:20,060 Go back to the campsite. 202 00:20:20,165 --> 00:20:21,393 Where are you going? 203 00:20:21,497 --> 00:20:24,227 I was getting sick of seeing him everywhere. 204 00:20:24,332 --> 00:20:27,893 He had no business being there. 205 00:20:36,564 --> 00:20:42,628 All the women in the shop offered me their milk and breasts. 206 00:20:45,198 --> 00:20:48,361 Hers were the best. 207 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:04,297 I went in, determined to ask her for her breast. 208 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,262 But I was too embarrassed. 209 00:21:06,364 --> 00:21:09,527 Hi, Tete, cutie. What would you like? 210 00:21:09,631 --> 00:21:10,598 Thank you. 211 00:21:11,497 --> 00:21:15,866 I'll bet her breasts were better than Mrs. Maria's custards. 212 00:21:17,998 --> 00:21:22,094 Do you hear me? What do you want? 213 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,927 - Milk. - Goodbye. 214 00:21:22,431 --> 00:21:24,456 Milk. 215 00:21:24,565 --> 00:21:25,623 Here. 216 00:21:27,332 --> 00:21:29,926 Take your milk. 217 00:21:30,031 --> 00:21:31,965 - Hi. - Hi. 218 00:21:32,065 --> 00:21:35,523 He was still waiting for her, he was such a jerk. 219 00:21:35,631 --> 00:21:37,531 I had to get rid of him. 220 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,823 I dream of you. 221 00:21:41,931 --> 00:21:44,593 Each time I touch you, I feel electricity. 222 00:21:44,698 --> 00:21:46,962 Well, I don't. Leave me alone. 223 00:21:47,065 --> 00:21:50,364 Besides, I'm married. 224 00:21:50,464 --> 00:21:53,399 Wait! Listen! 225 00:21:53,497 --> 00:21:59,026 The first streak of morning light 226 00:22:00,298 --> 00:22:02,858 He started to sing in the middle of the street... 227 00:22:02,965 --> 00:22:06,833 and what was worse, Star liked it. 228 00:22:06,931 --> 00:22:11,527 If she liked it, then I'd learn to sing too. 229 00:22:20,831 --> 00:22:27,066 The first streak of morning light 230 00:22:43,564 --> 00:22:46,328 Tete, be quiet. Go to sleep. 231 00:23:00,764 --> 00:23:02,959 What song is that? 232 00:23:05,864 --> 00:23:10,460 Today, a Spaniard sang a song, just for me. 233 00:23:10,565 --> 00:23:14,296 He says that when he touches me, he gets a spark. 234 00:23:14,398 --> 00:23:19,267 - He's a boy from the Surf School. - Which one? 235 00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:22,926 - The younger one. - It better be. 236 00:23:23,031 --> 00:23:25,192 He might fall in love with you. 237 00:23:25,298 --> 00:23:27,163 That's silly. 238 00:23:27,264 --> 00:23:30,995 I'm probably his first love. 239 00:23:31,098 --> 00:23:33,999 He's so cute. 240 00:23:34,098 --> 00:23:38,159 When I touch him, he really does get a charge. 241 00:23:38,264 --> 00:23:40,391 Now you'll feel my electricity. 242 00:23:40,498 --> 00:23:43,695 You'll feel my electricity! 243 00:24:03,198 --> 00:24:09,603 The first streak of morning light 244 00:24:09,697 --> 00:24:16,364 I always awaken wondering where you are 245 00:24:16,465 --> 00:24:23,394 With my breath, I mist up my window 246 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:35,959 I've seen you dancing. 247 00:24:38,364 --> 00:24:42,391 I've been thinking, we could do a show together. 248 00:24:44,498 --> 00:24:45,487 What are you saying? 249 00:24:45,598 --> 00:24:47,463 Miguel was launching a full attack. 250 00:24:47,564 --> 00:24:49,532 He stole her panties. 251 00:24:49,631 --> 00:24:51,861 What a pig, he'd wear them on his head. 252 00:24:51,964 --> 00:24:57,027 What do you mean you can't? Take them off. 253 00:24:57,131 --> 00:24:59,622 With those panties, you look stupid. 254 00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:02,256 Leave me alone, damn it. I'll do as I like. 255 00:25:06,331 --> 00:25:07,798 catch me! 256 00:25:11,398 --> 00:25:16,199 If he could take her panties, I'd keep her bra. 257 00:25:16,298 --> 00:25:19,756 I was determined to ask for her milk. 258 00:25:53,264 --> 00:25:55,164 I'm going. 259 00:25:59,298 --> 00:26:00,925 Give me a kiss. 260 00:26:20,697 --> 00:26:23,325 Don't forget to buy cauliflower. 261 00:26:23,431 --> 00:26:25,023 And the blue cheese! 262 00:26:41,098 --> 00:26:42,065 Hi. 263 00:26:42,164 --> 00:26:43,791 I brought her the best thing I had. 264 00:26:43,897 --> 00:26:45,956 Wally, my frog. 265 00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:47,964 What do you want? 266 00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:50,464 What's your name? 267 00:26:50,564 --> 00:26:53,465 Tete. Here, this is for you. 268 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:58,465 - He's so pretty. - His name is Wally. 269 00:26:58,564 --> 00:26:59,895 Yes. 270 00:27:05,430 --> 00:27:08,331 - What is it? - He likes to drink wine. 271 00:27:08,430 --> 00:27:09,625 Oh, thank you. 272 00:27:09,731 --> 00:27:12,165 She offered me her breast and I touched it. 273 00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:13,788 What are you doing? 274 00:27:18,630 --> 00:27:20,621 I want to drink milk from one of your breasts. 275 00:27:20,731 --> 00:27:22,528 What are you talking about? 276 00:27:22,630 --> 00:27:25,064 It's that my mother won't give it to me. 277 00:27:33,397 --> 00:27:36,730 Give me some milk, please. 278 00:27:41,464 --> 00:27:43,193 She pulled it out... 279 00:27:43,298 --> 00:27:47,758 and said I could drink as much milk as I pleased. 280 00:28:20,530 --> 00:28:22,122 It tastes so good. 281 00:28:28,630 --> 00:28:31,098 Did you like it? 282 00:28:37,198 --> 00:28:40,497 Do you want to give me a kiss? 283 00:28:40,597 --> 00:28:43,794 Just when it was in the bag, Miguel showed up. 284 00:28:43,897 --> 00:28:46,024 It's Miguel again. 285 00:28:47,330 --> 00:28:48,319 Where are you going? 286 00:28:52,164 --> 00:28:55,190 First, my brother and now, him. 287 00:28:58,831 --> 00:29:04,064 When dawn breaks 288 00:29:04,164 --> 00:29:08,794 When dawn breaks 289 00:29:09,097 --> 00:29:12,659 If I'm not with you 290 00:29:12,764 --> 00:29:15,790 My heart breaks 291 00:29:15,897 --> 00:29:18,297 See? 292 00:29:18,398 --> 00:29:21,663 You feel the electricity too. 293 00:29:37,231 --> 00:29:38,960 Tete! 294 00:29:39,164 --> 00:29:40,426 Why aren't you at school? 295 00:29:40,531 --> 00:29:42,590 Star is mine, only mine! 296 00:29:42,697 --> 00:29:43,994 What? 297 00:29:44,097 --> 00:29:45,359 She showed me her breast! 298 00:29:45,464 --> 00:29:48,865 He wanted to steal her from me and he was doing it. 299 00:29:48,964 --> 00:29:51,228 - It's full of milk. - Don't start! 300 00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:54,459 - She has a great tit! - I'm sick of you! 301 00:29:54,563 --> 00:29:55,530 So am I! 302 00:29:55,630 --> 00:29:57,427 Everybody was against me. 303 00:29:57,530 --> 00:30:00,897 My father, always going on about having balls... 304 00:30:01,697 --> 00:30:03,858 Caball� called. 305 00:30:03,964 --> 00:30:06,933 I'm sick and tired of getting complaints about you. 306 00:30:08,031 --> 00:30:09,761 - Give him a kiss. - No. 307 00:30:10,564 --> 00:30:13,192 On top of everything, they wanted me to kiss him. 308 00:30:14,297 --> 00:30:15,858 What? Give him a kiss, damn it. 309 00:30:21,364 --> 00:30:22,127 There, there now. 310 00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:25,357 He disgusted me. 311 00:30:25,464 --> 00:30:27,331 There, there now. 312 00:30:28,731 --> 00:30:32,666 The crap was not mine. 313 00:30:35,064 --> 00:30:37,555 Tete! 314 00:30:37,664 --> 00:30:38,995 Come here. 315 00:30:42,264 --> 00:30:46,325 And at school, Caballe, my teacher, blamed me for everything. 316 00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:47,761 She was like a cow. 317 00:30:47,864 --> 00:30:49,991 I'm sure this was your idea. 318 00:30:50,097 --> 00:30:52,793 I'm calling your father and then you'll see! 319 00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:13,597 I had to get rid of Miguel. 320 00:31:13,697 --> 00:31:17,861 I was going to live at the campsite to be near her. 321 00:31:55,631 --> 00:32:00,091 She always appeared after the boat number. 322 00:32:02,430 --> 00:32:05,092 I wanted to see her very much. 323 00:33:25,797 --> 00:33:28,288 Did you see how the mayor eats? 324 00:33:30,464 --> 00:33:31,863 It's hilarious. 325 00:33:38,130 --> 00:33:43,067 In English the word is ''fart. '' 00:33:59,660 --> 00:34:01,616 Attention, please concentrate. 00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:04,257 One! 00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:05,611 Two! 00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:07,050 Three! 00:34:11,060 --> 00:34:13,733 These things happen, I'll try again. 00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:16,329 Attention, concentrate! This is important. 00:34:33,180 --> 00:34:34,056 Attention! 00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:35,895 Concentrate! 326 00:34:51,330 --> 00:34:55,232 Maurice, the fartman, the king of fire. 327 00:35:49,997 --> 00:35:52,761 Go away, go away. 328 00:35:52,863 --> 00:35:55,832 If I can't have you... 329 00:35:55,930 --> 00:35:56,988 I'll kill myself. 330 00:35:57,097 --> 00:35:58,064 He had gone crazy. 331 00:35:58,163 --> 00:36:01,826 He didn't know what to do to get her attention. 332 00:36:01,930 --> 00:36:06,333 He even told her he'd commit suicide. 333 00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:08,398 You're crazy. 334 00:36:16,197 --> 00:36:17,994 He followed her everywhere. 335 00:36:18,097 --> 00:36:20,361 He would always be near them. 336 00:36:20,464 --> 00:36:23,831 He'd spend the night hidden under the trailer. 337 00:36:23,930 --> 00:36:25,693 It's the Catalan nightingale. 338 00:36:25,796 --> 00:36:29,129 Listen, it's so pretty. 339 00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:34,167 - He's in love with me. - I don't like flamenco music! 340 00:36:34,264 --> 00:36:35,856 He must be crazy. 341 00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:39,127 When he looks at me, he frightens me. 342 00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:42,529 Then he really is in love with you. 343 00:36:42,631 --> 00:36:45,691 You could ask me if I'm in love with him. 344 00:36:45,796 --> 00:36:48,287 Don't play with fire, little one. 345 00:37:01,997 --> 00:37:04,124 The only thing I liked about the man... 346 00:37:04,230 --> 00:37:07,722 was that he was also getting sick and tired of Miguel. 347 00:37:07,830 --> 00:37:10,424 I don't like flamenco music! 348 00:37:11,364 --> 00:37:13,559 Stallone was right... 349 00:37:13,664 --> 00:37:16,258 he said the French were very strange... 350 00:37:16,364 --> 00:37:21,265 she loved to suck on his toes. 351 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:23,558 What do they taste like? 352 00:37:24,263 --> 00:37:26,787 What do they taste like? 353 00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,295 Cauliflower. 354 00:37:29,364 --> 00:37:32,663 Like a hot croissant, blue cheese. 355 00:37:36,564 --> 00:37:39,761 It's better than blue cheese. 356 00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:45,930 It's getting harder for me to get it up. 357 00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:48,022 I use up all my energy with the farting. 358 00:37:48,130 --> 00:37:51,327 I'll never get it up like I used to. 359 00:37:54,430 --> 00:37:56,058 It's the cauliflower that wears you out, right? 360 00:37:57,163 --> 00:37:58,494 No... 361 00:37:59,597 --> 00:38:00,930 it's the Catalan Vichy. 362 00:38:01,030 --> 00:38:04,727 If you look closely, the bubbles aren't round. 363 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,221 I love you. 364 00:38:13,330 --> 00:38:14,355 Yes, you do now... 365 00:38:15,164 --> 00:38:17,530 but someday you'll find someone younger than me... 366 00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:20,531 who will make love to you like a god. 367 00:38:22,064 --> 00:38:24,259 I'll never leave you. 368 00:38:26,797 --> 00:38:28,095 You're stronger than fire. 369 00:38:29,197 --> 00:38:32,327 When you do the cannon, you burn like the devil. 370 00:38:40,264 --> 00:38:45,825 Are you going to start crying? Do you want the jar? 371 00:38:47,230 --> 00:38:49,721 She also liked it when he cried. 372 00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:54,391 She collected tears in a jar. 373 00:39:02,663 --> 00:39:08,929 Please, if you cry you excite me even more. 374 00:39:15,197 --> 00:39:20,031 I've never understood why my tears excite you. 375 00:39:24,197 --> 00:38:19,257 It tastes of the Mediterranean Sea. 376 00:39:32,130 --> 00:39:34,123 Dark alley 377 00:39:36,230 --> 00:39:39,564 there's no way out 378 00:39:40,663 --> 00:39:44,497 It was incredible, Miguel sang to her every night. 379 00:39:44,596 --> 00:39:46,427 He was a jerk. 00:39:56,780 --> 00:39:58,896 - Come. - Yes. 380 00:40:24,430 --> 00:40:28,890 Dark alley 381 00:40:28,997 --> 00:40:34,560 There's no way out 382 00:40:55,697 --> 00:41:00,657 Even if it's not true 383 00:41:00,763 --> 00:41:06,065 Because I'm afraid 384 00:41:06,164 --> 00:41:17,507 Of daylight 385 00:41:45,563 --> 00:41:48,123 - I'll go check it out. - No, stay with me. 386 00:41:48,230 --> 00:41:50,960 We don't need electricity, just us and the moon. 387 00:41:51,064 --> 00:41:53,123 It's so romantic. 00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:59,856 ''I love you so much I couId shout.'' 00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:04,131 ''I've never loved, never Ioved as much,... 00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:05,659 ...I swear it.'' 388 00:42:06,930 --> 00:42:08,921 I went there to tell her... 389 00:42:09,030 --> 00:42:10,759 I was going to live on the campsite. 390 00:42:10,863 --> 00:42:12,194 Go away. 391 00:42:13,263 --> 00:42:15,959 No, I've come to see Star. 392 00:42:26,064 --> 00:42:29,465 It must be the wires. 393 00:42:40,697 --> 00:42:42,426 What's this? It's disgusting. 394 00:42:42,530 --> 00:42:45,988 Leave it, a little boy gave it to me, he's so sweet. 395 00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:48,258 I'm tired of kids and children... 396 00:42:48,363 --> 00:42:50,456 - I don't want this here. - No. 397 00:42:52,697 --> 00:42:55,461 He was an animal, he almost killed Wally... 398 00:42:55,563 --> 00:42:58,157 who was blameless in the whole thing. 399 00:42:58,263 --> 00:43:02,290 It's a good thing Star liked him and gave him a home. 400 00:43:03,663 --> 00:43:05,358 Now we're going to play baguette. 401 00:43:05,463 --> 00:43:08,091 He made her wash the French flag every day... 402 00:43:08,196 --> 00:43:11,165 and at night he'd force her to eat bread. 403 00:43:11,263 --> 00:43:12,696 A baguette. 404 00:43:12,797 --> 00:43:14,389 It's old bread. 405 00:43:14,496 --> 00:43:16,430 All she wanted was for him to fill her. 406 00:43:16,530 --> 00:43:18,691 It'll be harder. 407 00:43:26,064 --> 00:43:28,726 Go home, don't make me angry or I'll tell your dad. 408 00:43:28,830 --> 00:43:33,233 If you tell my dad, I'll tell Star you cut the power. 409 00:43:40,730 --> 00:43:41,697 Slowly. 410 00:43:45,663 --> 00:43:47,460 Slowly. 411 00:43:50,329 --> 00:43:51,296 Go on. 412 00:43:56,763 --> 00:43:57,730 Just one hand. 413 00:44:06,196 --> 00:44:10,565 - What's going on there? - We'd better go. 414 00:44:10,663 --> 00:44:15,032 She hasn't given you her breast and her milk, she has to me. 415 00:44:15,129 --> 00:44:17,256 Yes, but I have this. 416 00:44:18,630 --> 00:44:21,963 And I have this, it's her bra, look! 417 00:44:23,763 --> 00:44:27,859 I had to leave, he didn't let me stay at the campsite. 418 00:44:29,496 --> 00:44:35,025 I didn't want to be with my parents nor with my brother, the monster. 419 00:44:35,129 --> 00:44:37,996 Where were you? 420 00:44:38,096 --> 00:44:40,997 You can't go out without telling us. 421 00:44:41,096 --> 00:44:43,360 Father, I need to talk to you. 422 00:44:43,463 --> 00:44:45,624 What's going on? 423 00:44:47,096 --> 00:44:48,495 I've fallen in love. 424 00:44:48,596 --> 00:44:51,497 You're in love? With who? 425 00:44:51,596 --> 00:44:53,427 A breast. 426 00:44:55,496 --> 00:44:57,726 Are you feeling badly? 427 00:44:57,830 --> 00:44:59,263 Open your mouth. 428 00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:02,332 - Show me your molars. - My mouth is fine. 429 00:45:02,430 --> 00:45:05,365 Come on, open wider. 430 00:45:05,463 --> 00:45:09,229 As always, he only worried about my teeth. 431 00:45:09,329 --> 00:45:10,921 Who did you say you love? 432 00:45:11,030 --> 00:45:14,329 - A breast. - A breast? 433 00:45:14,430 --> 00:45:15,897 Tete. 434 00:45:19,663 --> 00:45:22,325 A good Roman like your father, like you... 435 00:45:22,430 --> 00:45:25,490 first you must consider your duties before women. 436 00:45:26,963 --> 00:45:29,056 And you are a crown. 437 00:45:32,329 --> 00:45:35,594 He always carried on about how we were Romans... 438 00:45:35,697 --> 00:45:38,928 and that we owed everything to them. 439 00:45:39,029 --> 00:45:40,826 He was crazy. 440 00:45:44,463 --> 00:45:47,432 He'd take us to the Roman monuments... 441 00:45:47,530 --> 00:45:52,160 to touch the stones and have their strength. 442 00:46:05,396 --> 00:46:07,193 He was such a pain... 443 00:46:07,296 --> 00:46:10,732 he'd take us to the monuments even if it rained... 444 00:46:10,830 --> 00:46:12,764 and we couldn't escape. 445 00:46:15,996 --> 00:46:17,827 Press hard! 446 00:46:17,930 --> 00:46:20,296 Let the strength of the stone reach your heart... 447 00:46:20,396 --> 00:46:23,126 your arms and your balls! 448 00:46:23,229 --> 00:46:25,424 Bear with this rain that falls from the heavens! 449 00:46:25,530 --> 00:46:27,964 Everything desintegrates, changes, dies! 450 00:46:28,063 --> 00:46:30,088 Except stone. 451 00:46:30,196 --> 00:46:32,027 The Romans left us so much! 452 00:46:32,129 --> 00:46:35,098 We're all Romans! Romans in spirit! 453 00:46:35,196 --> 00:46:36,823 Shout all together! 454 00:46:43,697 --> 00:46:47,155 Since I couldn't live on the campsite... 455 00:46:47,263 --> 00:46:50,994 Miguel took advantage of the situation. 456 00:46:51,096 --> 00:46:52,586 Hi. 457 00:46:52,697 --> 00:46:54,392 I can't sleep. 458 00:46:55,463 --> 00:46:57,431 All I do is think of is you. 459 00:46:58,630 --> 00:47:03,226 He insisted but she kept him away. 460 00:47:13,863 --> 00:47:18,129 Star was in love with her man but they had problems. 461 00:47:18,229 --> 00:47:19,924 It's my fault. 462 00:47:21,563 --> 00:47:24,361 I'm happy and I love you. 463 00:47:26,630 --> 00:47:28,791 Besides, I'm jealous. 464 00:47:33,596 --> 00:47:35,621 And I don't like it. 465 00:47:41,763 --> 00:47:44,323 That means you love me. 466 00:47:48,263 --> 00:47:51,994 Someday, I'll lock you in your box... 467 00:47:52,096 --> 00:47:54,997 and I'll go far away with it. 468 00:48:00,163 --> 00:48:03,530 So you'll never be able to leave me. 469 00:48:07,229 --> 00:48:09,527 Will you do the cannon for me? 470 00:48:12,129 --> 00:48:16,327 - The big one? - Yes. 471 00:48:24,329 --> 00:48:25,728 I love you. 472 00:48:25,830 --> 00:48:28,492 If she liked the farts... 473 00:48:28,596 --> 00:48:32,293 I was going to learn how to fart and louder than him. 474 00:48:32,396 --> 00:48:34,591 What are you doing? 475 00:48:34,697 --> 00:48:36,927 - What her husband does. - Who? 476 00:48:39,496 --> 00:48:42,954 Come on, it'll get cold. Sit down. 477 00:48:43,063 --> 00:48:45,088 Aren't stringbeans better? 478 00:48:45,196 --> 00:48:49,394 That's what everyone thinks but cauliflower is better for farting. 479 00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:57,526 People think farting is terrible but some things are much worse. 480 00:48:57,630 --> 00:49:01,066 Wars, banks, noise of planes, traffic... 481 00:49:01,163 --> 00:49:02,130 and Caballe! 482 00:49:02,229 --> 00:49:03,924 What are you doing here? 483 00:49:04,029 --> 00:49:06,793 Everyone said that my grandpa was crazy... 484 00:49:06,896 --> 00:49:09,558 because when he got angry he'd break a wine bottle... 485 00:49:09,663 --> 00:49:13,497 and he always had problems with his rooster. 486 00:49:13,596 --> 00:49:16,622 But he was the only one who understood me. 487 00:49:18,196 --> 00:49:20,960 It's a shame about Oaballe, he sings so well. 488 00:49:21,063 --> 00:49:25,397 No, I mean my English teacher. 489 00:49:28,063 --> 00:49:32,022 At school, a fart drives away evil spirits. 490 00:49:32,129 --> 00:49:33,994 Go on, eat, it'll get cold. 491 00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:36,496 Go on, eat. 492 00:49:36,596 --> 00:49:36,663 Miguel was down in the dumps. 493 00:49:36,663 --> 00:49:39,530 Miguel was down in the dumps. 494 00:49:39,630 --> 00:49:42,565 Stallone was the only happy guy around... 495 00:49:42,663 --> 00:49:45,530 with his new Kawasaki 750. 496 00:49:51,563 --> 00:49:53,155 What's wrong, Miguel? 497 00:49:54,896 --> 00:49:57,126 I need her. 498 00:49:57,229 --> 00:50:00,323 I can't get her out of my mind. 499 00:50:00,430 --> 00:50:03,126 I should just kill myself. 500 00:50:03,229 --> 00:50:06,096 Nobody kills himself here without my permission. 501 00:50:06,196 --> 00:50:10,565 Listen, you have to snap out of it. 502 00:50:10,663 --> 00:50:12,062 You're hurting yourself. 503 00:50:14,229 --> 00:50:16,254 These are hard times for me. 504 00:50:18,196 --> 00:50:21,029 You need to wait just a few more screws. 505 00:50:21,129 --> 00:50:23,188 Don't speak that way. 506 00:50:25,929 --> 00:50:27,396 When we get to California... 507 00:50:27,496 --> 00:50:29,259 you'll see you can live without her. 508 00:50:29,363 --> 00:50:31,558 There are so many girls there. 509 00:50:34,129 --> 00:50:37,326 Want a ride on the bike? 510 00:50:37,430 --> 00:50:39,728 Come on, I'll take you home. 511 00:50:39,829 --> 00:50:42,161 Come on, Miguel. 512 00:50:42,263 --> 00:50:44,891 She's beautiful. 513 00:50:44,996 --> 00:50:47,897 How she shines. 514 00:50:47,996 --> 00:50:48,963 Get on. 515 00:50:51,063 --> 00:50:54,430 They were hard times for me too. 516 00:50:54,530 --> 00:50:56,521 I didn't have her breast nor her milk... 517 00:50:56,630 --> 00:50:59,724 and then my father took what little I had. 518 00:51:00,696 --> 00:51:02,789 Where did you get this? 519 00:51:03,896 --> 00:51:06,763 What are you doing? Where did you get this? 520 00:51:06,862 --> 00:51:09,228 - From the foreigner. - What foreigner? 521 00:51:09,329 --> 00:51:10,887 The one at Cava Park. 522 00:51:10,996 --> 00:51:13,794 What the hell were you doing at Cava Park? 523 00:52:05,962 --> 00:52:08,328 Tete! Get up here! 524 00:53:13,229 --> 00:53:15,459 Poor Stallone died. 525 00:53:15,562 --> 00:53:19,464 Grandpa got real angry, he said it wasn't right. 526 00:53:19,562 --> 00:53:22,497 He started smashing wine bottles like crazy. 527 00:53:22,595 --> 00:53:25,962 He said it was the best way to get rid of the anger. 528 00:53:32,430 --> 00:53:34,557 We were all so sad. 529 00:53:34,662 --> 00:53:38,154 Seeing my parents cry made a deep impression on me. 530 00:53:45,996 --> 00:53:49,625 Stallone was dead but I knew he'd return... 531 00:53:49,729 --> 00:53:55,361 at least to pick his mother up because she always asked him to. 532 00:54:14,495 --> 00:54:17,623 Miguel sang to him with great feeling. 533 00:54:52,462 --> 00:54:56,125 Star was moved when she saw him crying. 534 00:54:56,229 --> 00:55:00,495 I'm sure she wanted to save his tears in her jar. 535 00:55:03,729 --> 00:55:07,187 - He's dead. - I know. 536 00:55:09,430 --> 00:55:12,831 - He was my best friend. - Don't say a word. 537 00:55:19,296 --> 00:55:22,424 Please don't cry, I can't bear to see your tears. 538 00:55:22,529 --> 00:55:24,429 I need you. 539 00:55:54,363 --> 00:55:56,797 I'm sorry about your friend. 540 00:55:59,762 --> 00:56:03,721 Whenever the Frenchman left, Miguel would sing to her endlessly. 541 00:56:03,829 --> 00:56:08,528 She felt very sorry for Miguel since Stallone died. 542 00:56:11,529 --> 00:56:11,629 DO NOT TOUCH RISK OF DEATH 543 00:56:11,629 --> 00:56:13,187 DO NOT TOUCH RISK OF DEATH 544 00:56:17,363 --> 00:56:19,957 Moon, aren't you tired 545 00:56:20,063 --> 00:56:26,195 of going to the same world 546 00:56:27,829 --> 00:56:34,257 Oh, moon, stay with me, don't leave 547 00:56:34,362 --> 00:56:37,923 because they say 548 00:56:38,029 --> 00:56:43,524 the dawn is coming, the dawn is coming 549 00:56:44,429 --> 00:56:48,525 You're crazy, what are you doing here? 550 00:56:48,629 --> 00:56:53,157 I like the rain, it seems the sky also weeps. 551 00:56:56,662 --> 00:56:58,562 I like your tears. 552 00:57:02,063 --> 00:57:06,261 You know, I've also felt the electricity. 553 00:57:11,163 --> 00:57:12,994 Touch me. 554 00:57:17,063 --> 00:57:19,327 I love your skin. 555 00:57:22,129 --> 00:57:24,393 I love your lips. 556 00:57:28,629 --> 00:57:31,063 Don't be sad. 557 00:57:31,163 --> 00:57:33,757 Let's go inside, you're getting wet. 558 00:57:42,829 --> 00:57:44,694 He was filling her. 559 00:57:44,796 --> 00:57:49,130 She liked it when they sang to her and when they filled her. 560 00:57:49,229 --> 00:57:54,461 Stallone was right, French women were sluts. 561 00:58:08,462 --> 00:58:12,489 The Frenchman was desperate but he didn't say a word. 562 00:58:12,595 --> 00:58:16,053 Since he couldn't fill her, he let Miguel do it. 563 00:58:16,163 --> 00:58:20,395 People said that this happened because the French were so modern... 564 00:58:20,495 --> 00:58:22,190 and because he was older than her. 565 00:58:46,063 --> 00:58:48,623 Go. 566 00:58:50,762 --> 00:58:54,254 To understand what I'm going through, I need much patience... 567 00:58:54,362 --> 00:58:56,830 and I'm not getting it. 568 00:58:56,929 --> 00:58:59,295 Why must you take care of whoever suffers? 569 00:58:59,395 --> 00:59:03,559 In exchange for a caress, a compliment, you'd give it all. 570 00:59:03,662 --> 00:59:08,326 I loved you more than anything in the world, understand? 571 00:59:08,429 --> 00:59:11,125 I can't understand what you see in him! 572 00:59:11,228 --> 00:59:13,128 When he sings, he has the voice of an angel. 573 00:59:13,228 --> 00:59:15,458 What do you know about angels? 574 00:59:15,562 --> 00:59:18,030 Have you ever heard one? 575 00:59:21,562 --> 00:59:23,655 Why are you crying? 576 00:59:23,762 --> 00:59:26,458 No, it's the shampoo, the shampoo in my eyes. 577 00:59:26,562 --> 00:59:29,998 Yeah, Spanish shampoo, it's crap. 578 00:59:36,262 --> 00:59:37,786 Get in there, inside. 579 00:59:37,896 --> 00:59:41,059 - Let me go! - It's your castle! 580 00:59:41,163 --> 00:59:43,563 You'll stay in your castle, like all queens do. 581 00:59:43,662 --> 00:59:46,722 Queens stay in their castles. Star! 582 00:59:46,829 --> 00:59:49,764 - Open up! - No! 583 00:59:49,862 --> 00:59:52,456 - Open up! - You're my queen, it's your castle! 584 00:59:52,562 --> 00:59:54,325 So stay in your castle! 585 00:59:54,429 --> 00:59:56,260 - Maurice! - Understand? 586 00:59:56,362 --> 00:59:59,297 Open the door! Maurice! 587 01:00:01,129 --> 01:00:02,289 Open! 588 01:00:28,429 --> 01:00:33,128 I went to Stallone's grave, I was sure he'd be there. 589 01:00:39,429 --> 01:00:41,727 Hi, Stallone. 590 01:00:42,862 --> 01:00:45,490 Are you very sleepy? 591 01:01:03,562 --> 01:01:06,190 I need some flowers. 592 01:01:06,295 --> 01:01:07,626 Can I take some? 593 01:01:17,128 --> 01:01:19,323 I wanted Star to comfort me... 594 01:01:19,429 --> 01:01:23,559 and if she wouldn't then I'd kill myself too. 595 01:01:41,595 --> 01:01:45,258 I can't get out. 596 01:01:45,362 --> 01:01:47,853 - They're so pretty. - They're for you. 597 01:01:47,962 --> 01:01:50,294 Can I come in? I want to say something to you. 598 01:01:50,395 --> 01:01:52,022 Try to open the door. 599 01:01:56,128 --> 01:01:59,063 No, that door's locked. 600 01:01:59,162 --> 01:02:01,858 Go to the back. 601 01:02:13,362 --> 01:02:17,992 She needed me, I'd save her and we'd run away together forever. 602 01:02:18,095 --> 01:02:20,996 Far away from the Frenchman and Miguel, that foreigner. 603 01:02:21,095 --> 01:02:23,723 Her breast would be just for me. 604 01:02:28,996 --> 01:02:32,056 Slow down, don't hurt yourself. 605 01:02:32,162 --> 01:02:35,495 - Help me. - There you go. 606 01:02:35,595 --> 01:02:37,563 I'm so glad you came. 607 01:02:46,162 --> 01:02:47,129 Star? 608 01:02:54,595 --> 01:02:58,395 Miguel! Leave! Maurice is coming any minute! 609 01:02:58,495 --> 01:02:59,655 Who gave you these flowers? 610 01:03:07,395 --> 01:03:09,955 It's him! It's Maurice. Go away! 611 01:03:21,961 --> 01:03:23,189 Are those flowers yours? 612 01:03:27,328 --> 01:03:28,386 Can you climb over? 613 01:03:29,162 --> 01:03:31,722 Are these flowers yours? Are they yours? 614 01:03:31,829 --> 01:03:33,490 Are they yours? 615 01:03:39,028 --> 01:03:40,086 You'll swallow them! 616 01:03:41,228 --> 01:03:42,820 Stop! 617 01:03:44,162 --> 01:03:45,629 Maurice! Leave him alone! 618 01:03:45,729 --> 01:03:47,253 Leave him alone! 619 01:03:52,696 --> 01:03:55,130 - I'll kill you! - Stop now! Leave him alone! 620 01:03:59,762 --> 01:04:02,492 Stop it! Leave him alone! 621 01:04:02,862 --> 01:04:05,558 I had to throw myself on top of them and pull them apart. 622 01:04:05,729 --> 01:04:09,722 Thanks to me, the frenchie didn't kill him. I shattered his motorbike. 623 01:04:10,896 --> 01:04:11,863 Frenchie! 624 01:04:13,462 --> 01:04:14,622 Stop! 625 01:04:23,529 --> 01:04:26,123 Get inside! Come on! 626 01:04:33,562 --> 01:04:35,792 Miguel thanked me for saving him. 627 01:04:35,895 --> 01:04:39,296 If it weren't because of her, we would be friends again. 628 01:04:39,395 --> 01:04:41,454 We both loved her. 629 01:05:07,729 --> 01:05:09,594 Why did you put those glasses on? 630 01:05:17,462 --> 01:05:19,987 It's that shampoo that makes you cry? 631 01:05:21,429 --> 01:05:23,795 The sun bothers me. 632 01:05:30,228 --> 01:05:32,128 The sun on your face. 633 01:05:34,128 --> 01:05:35,789 I don't know where I'm standing. 634 01:05:35,895 --> 01:05:38,921 I don't want to hurt you. I feel so bad. 635 01:05:45,495 --> 01:05:46,462 Shit. 636 01:05:56,595 --> 01:05:57,562 Fuck passion! 637 01:05:58,328 --> 01:06:02,560 Fuck the spanish sun! And the blue lake and your bullfighting! 638 01:06:02,928 --> 01:06:05,123 First it was my saliva and now it's his voice! 639 01:06:05,228 --> 01:06:07,196 Fuck his flamenco music! 640 01:06:09,562 --> 01:06:12,053 This country will drive me crazy! 641 01:06:12,162 --> 01:06:15,097 - Where are you going? - I'm going away! Far from here! 642 01:06:21,062 --> 01:06:24,554 If I wanted to take Star with me I would need my father's army. 643 01:06:24,662 --> 01:06:26,823 His Roman Legion. 644 01:06:26,928 --> 01:06:30,728 But he still didn't forgive me that bra thing. 645 01:07:11,028 --> 01:07:13,690 Men! Forward! 646 01:07:16,128 --> 01:07:17,527 I couldn't count on him. 647 01:07:17,629 --> 01:07:21,326 The only thing I could do was make a deal with Miguel. 648 01:07:21,429 --> 01:07:23,590 But he didn't want to listen to me. 649 01:07:23,696 --> 01:07:28,099 He kept saying, ''Leave me alone, Tete. I'm mad about her. '' 650 01:07:28,395 --> 01:07:29,919 What a drag I 651 01:07:31,429 --> 01:07:35,229 As he knew that she liked tears... 652 01:07:35,328 --> 01:07:36,920 he wouldn't stop crying. 653 01:07:38,995 --> 01:07:40,758 If I can't live with you... 654 01:07:40,861 --> 01:07:42,488 I'll kill myself. 655 01:07:43,262 --> 01:07:45,662 Don't ever say that again! 656 01:07:46,128 --> 01:07:47,493 You scare me. 657 01:07:57,662 --> 01:08:01,029 She smelled her feet and that was it. 658 01:08:01,128 --> 01:08:03,289 She was all dazed. 659 01:08:50,195 --> 01:08:51,662 I couldn't let that happen. 660 01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:55,197 If frenchie didn't do anything, I would do it myself. 661 01:08:55,295 --> 01:08:57,559 I would separate her from Miguel. 662 01:09:03,228 --> 01:09:05,196 He was filling her up. 663 01:09:05,495 --> 01:09:07,793 I didn't dare go in. 664 01:09:14,195 --> 01:09:15,162 Yes! 665 01:09:18,295 --> 01:09:20,763 Sing to me! 666 01:09:26,795 --> 01:09:27,887 Louder! 667 01:09:35,529 --> 01:09:37,520 Louder! Louder! 668 01:09:43,028 --> 01:09:44,928 Louder! 669 01:09:53,594 --> 01:09:54,561 Yes! 670 01:09:55,529 --> 01:09:57,019 Sing to me! Sing to me! 671 01:10:07,028 --> 01:10:10,555 Louder! Sing! Sing! 672 01:10:14,328 --> 01:10:15,295 Yes! 673 01:10:23,961 --> 01:10:28,955 Shit! This dude, with his tears, the smell on his feet and his songs... 674 01:10:29,062 --> 01:10:31,257 will rip her up. 675 01:10:35,262 --> 01:10:39,062 All of a sudden, milk started pouring out. Lots of milk. 676 01:10:40,528 --> 01:10:42,291 He did rip her upl 677 01:11:04,062 --> 01:11:06,053 That's Miguel's fault. 678 01:11:06,362 --> 01:11:08,353 He left me without her breast. 679 01:11:09,195 --> 01:11:12,187 Maurice is the man of my life. 680 01:11:12,795 --> 01:11:15,161 I don't want to hurt him. 681 01:11:17,895 --> 01:11:19,795 It's not possible. 682 01:11:20,695 --> 01:11:22,595 You have to understand. 683 01:11:23,828 --> 01:11:25,728 What's wrong? 684 01:11:28,628 --> 01:11:30,755 It's all wet! 685 01:11:32,395 --> 01:11:33,362 He'll kill me! 686 01:11:42,295 --> 01:11:45,059 When the frenchie came, I got scared. 687 01:11:45,162 --> 01:11:46,129 Hi. 688 01:11:48,362 --> 01:11:49,329 Don't be afraid. 689 01:11:50,262 --> 01:11:51,695 Go home. 690 01:11:56,528 --> 01:12:00,259 I didn't have the balls to go in or fight him. 691 01:12:03,895 --> 01:12:08,628 My father was right. I have no balls at all. 692 01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:18,065 She was sorry and regretted what she had done. 693 01:12:19,062 --> 01:12:22,122 - Forgive me. - Why? 694 01:12:24,228 --> 01:12:27,664 Because I let you do what you wanted. 695 01:12:30,395 --> 01:12:31,623 Fuck freedom! 696 01:12:35,428 --> 01:12:38,522 I'd rather you had beaten me up... 697 01:12:38,628 --> 01:12:40,061 and gone away. 698 01:12:40,162 --> 01:12:42,153 It's been a bad dream. 699 01:12:50,695 --> 01:12:53,356 Tell me that you love me. 700 01:12:59,795 --> 01:13:00,784 I love you. 701 01:13:11,394 --> 01:13:13,919 But I can't forgive you for breaking the mattress. 702 01:13:14,262 --> 01:13:17,163 It cost more than 10, 000 francs. 703 01:13:23,861 --> 01:13:25,692 Where will we sleep tonight? 704 01:13:27,561 --> 01:13:30,155 Tonight, I want you to perform your act. 705 01:13:30,628 --> 01:13:32,858 Just for me and me alone! 706 01:13:38,328 --> 01:13:40,660 - Who is my muse? - I am! 707 01:13:40,761 --> 01:13:43,696 - The one that inspires my best farts! - That's me! 708 01:13:44,361 --> 01:13:46,124 The one that inflames the wind! 709 01:13:51,095 --> 01:13:52,062 Me! 710 01:13:52,828 --> 01:13:54,659 The one that ignites the cannon! 711 01:13:55,128 --> 01:13:59,095 Me. 712 01:14:02,695 --> 01:14:04,788 I wont ever leave you. 713 01:14:08,295 --> 01:14:11,422 I wont ever leave you. 714 01:14:15,628 --> 01:14:16,720 I love you. 715 01:14:21,162 --> 01:14:22,220 I love you. 716 01:14:23,995 --> 01:14:25,724 You'll have whatever you want. 717 01:14:27,195 --> 01:14:28,162 The moon. 718 01:14:29,062 --> 01:14:30,757 - The flowers. - A new mattress? 719 01:14:30,861 --> 01:14:31,828 Yes. 720 01:14:37,162 --> 01:14:39,596 Filled with our tears. 721 01:14:40,928 --> 01:14:42,589 A bed of tears. 722 01:14:43,428 --> 01:14:46,659 She was empty. She had no more milk. 723 01:14:47,062 --> 01:14:48,893 And they didn't stop crying. 724 01:14:49,895 --> 01:14:53,888 They really loved each other a lot. He was a lucky frenchie. 725 01:14:57,361 --> 01:14:58,885 If I wanted her breast... 726 01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:01,361 I would have to make a deal with him. 727 01:15:34,294 --> 01:15:36,819 They went without saying a word. 728 01:15:36,928 --> 01:15:41,763 She gave me Wally back and Miguel got her panties. 729 01:16:00,594 --> 01:16:05,122 I couldn't understand why the moon had taken Star away. 730 01:16:05,294 --> 01:16:07,228 It was all over. 731 01:16:07,327 --> 01:16:11,354 She was empty and they had gone. 732 01:16:20,327 --> 01:16:24,320 Miguel was very upset. He kept saying... 733 01:16:24,428 --> 01:16:26,259 ''I can't live without her. '' 734 01:16:26,428 --> 01:16:27,952 He tried to commit suicide. 735 01:16:28,062 --> 01:16:30,792 But fortunately, as Stallone said... 736 01:16:30,895 --> 01:16:36,856 ''The Mediterranean is for children. '' He couldn't do it. 737 01:17:07,561 --> 01:17:10,291 C'mon. Be a man. Hold firmly in the middle! 738 01:17:10,594 --> 01:17:11,754 Don't be a chicken. 739 01:17:13,095 --> 01:17:14,062 C'mon! C'mon! 740 01:17:15,294 --> 01:17:17,990 Tete, quick! To the middle! You're almost there! 741 01:17:18,828 --> 01:17:21,523 Go, Tete! To the top! 742 01:17:41,828 --> 01:17:43,921 Well done, Tete! You're getting there! 743 01:17:44,327 --> 01:17:46,294 Don't look down! 744 01:17:51,028 --> 01:17:53,222 Look at the sky! 745 01:17:57,361 --> 01:17:58,589 Damn! Don't stop! 746 01:18:06,628 --> 01:18:08,721 Don't stop, Tete! Don't stop! 747 01:18:11,094 --> 01:18:12,425 Tete! Shit! Further up! 748 01:18:17,062 --> 01:18:19,622 Tete! Don't stop! 749 01:18:19,995 --> 01:18:22,225 Don't stop, Tete! Don't stop! 750 01:18:22,327 --> 01:18:24,261 Climb up! Don't look down! 751 01:18:32,028 --> 01:18:33,120 Tete! Look up! Up! 752 01:18:33,261 --> 01:18:36,594 Up! You're almost there! 753 01:18:36,828 --> 01:18:39,854 Keep going! You're almost there! 754 01:18:42,494 --> 01:18:44,394 All of a sudden, I saw her. She was... 755 01:18:44,494 --> 01:18:46,655 next to my father. 756 01:19:11,027 --> 01:19:15,088 Miguel also saw her. He was very happy. 757 01:19:31,461 --> 01:19:35,522 I did it. I felt I had touched the moon. 758 01:19:49,461 --> 01:19:53,329 She gave me her milk. Her breasts was bursting. 759 01:19:53,795 --> 01:19:56,423 It was delicious and very sweet. 760 01:20:27,994 --> 01:20:30,963 The best thing of all was that my mother came too... 761 01:20:31,061 --> 01:20:32,289 and gave me her milk. 762 01:20:35,994 --> 01:20:39,691 She told me, that from now on I could always have it. 763 01:20:42,728 --> 01:20:45,720 It was better than Star's milk. 764 01:21:02,494 --> 01:21:06,587 They both wanted me to have it. 765 01:21:12,327 --> 01:21:14,318 It was the happiest day in my life. 766 01:21:14,561 --> 01:21:19,362 My father now says that his son has the balls of a bull. 767 01:21:19,761 --> 01:21:22,992 I had no balls at all, and now they're like a bull's. 768 01:21:26,394 --> 01:21:28,589 It was also the best day for Miguel. 769 01:21:29,528 --> 01:21:31,996 Star took him along with them. 770 01:21:41,294 --> 01:21:43,387 It was wonderful getting to know her. 771 01:21:43,494 --> 01:21:46,190 She was very happy. The frenchie loved her... 772 01:21:46,294 --> 01:21:48,285 and Miguel filled her up every night. 01:21:48,580 --> 01:21:50,571 It is my pleasure to introduce... 01:21:51,100 --> 01:21:53,455 ...Estrellita, the Queen of Stuttgart! 01:21:53,660 --> 01:21:56,254 Fartman Maurice, the Fire King! 01:21:56,700 --> 01:21:59,658 Miguel, a Southern angel and his sparkling voice! 773 01:22:07,528 --> 01:22:09,428 I preferred staying with my mother. 774 01:22:10,094 --> 01:22:12,119 My parents were right. 775 01:22:12,227 --> 01:22:15,754 A tooth was coming through and I had to go to the dentist. 776 01:22:16,754 --> 01:22:26,754 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org